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Corporation details - Wombolshevik SSR [WOMBS]
Alliance: None CEO:
Kills: 15 HQ:
Losses: 0 Members: 34
ISK destroyed: 1.02B Shares: 1000
ISK lost: 0.00B Tax Rate: 5%
Efficiency: 100.00% Website: http://imgur.com/a/lonLC
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Formerly the Grand Duchy of Whommlunde, the Wombolshevik SSR came into being after the relatively bloodless coup d'etat of 'Bloody Monday' in which over 40% of the population survived. A socialist splinter group known as the Wombolsheviks took upon themselves the role as vanguard party for the revolution at hand, which was to be carried out under Marxist-Wombartist doctrines. The years proceeding the revolution were those of peace and prosperity, especially after the execution squads ran out of bullets and were forced to use eco-friendly means of oppression such as biodegradeable bayonets made of compressed kale and gluten-free gulag rations. General Secretary
Wombartos ruled with a gentle benevolence oft compared to the original unifier of Whommlunde, Whommuk the Genocidal. After the first 5-year plan for agriculture, farms were entirely eradicated in mass burnings, ending an unecessary drain on the economy. Further savings were made by National Decree 61 - that food was no longer necessary to sustain life. Wombartos took the burden upon himself to personally eat all remaining foodstuffs in order to eradicate the capitalist construct entirely.

Due to a recent decline in the population, believed to be a capitalist birth control plot engineered through long range radio waves, the General Secretary in all his wisdom has deigned to allow foreign nationals to become Wombolshoi citizens. Upon swearing an oath of alliegance and handing over any contraband turnips, they are guaranteed to find immediate employment in the steel mills working 7 day 16 hour shifts (you won't find those kind of solid hours in a Kapitalist society comrade!). Wages are paid in party propaganda pamplets.

Report all fifth columnists to
Boris Borisovich Borodin.

Победа!
Awarded Medals
 
Legion of Merit
for most kills
Navy Cross
for most killpoints
Navy Distinguished Service Medal
for most solo kills
Defense Meritorious Service Medal
for most damage dealt
Joint Service Commendation Medal
for most finishing blows
Humanitarian Service Medal
for most pods destroyed
Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal
for most ruthless kills
Meritorious Service Medal
for most economocial damage caused
Purple Heart
for most ships lost
Joint Service Achievement Medal
for most lowsec kills
Distinguished Service Cross
for most caps and supers killed
Armed Forces Service Medal
for most structures razed
Global War on Terrorism Medal
for most kills in high sec systems
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